February 12, 2007 § 4 Comments
All over the news tonight…Barak Obama smokes ten cigarettes a day. Oh My God, how could our country ever elect a smoker? It shows a lack of self control. It’s irresponsible. It’s just a horrible thought that a role model so important as the President of our nation could be a cigarette smoker. Cigarette smokers are demon seeds. But apes? Well apes should be loved and tolerated in our neighborhoods just like human beings. It’s not an outrage that a monkey is running for president, but a smoker? That’s just unacceptable! Hell, who cares if our Oval Office turns into a petting zoo, as long as there is absolutely no smoking allowed in there. And if any of the critters are smokers; well they just aren’t welcome. Not because it’s ridiculous to move a chimp into the White House. It’s ridiculous to move a smoker in.
Every smoker in the country should be offended. They have all been dropped lower than apes on the food chain. They have been shown so little respect and demonized for their choice, but bringing animals into the human political arena is OK. The stupidity of pussy politically correct media agencies is infuriating. Report the real story. The democrats are talking about a monkey in the White House. Where’s the outrage over that? This is the only place with the balls to say it out loud. A nigger in the White House? Preposterous.