Apology To Apes

February 27, 2007 § 4 Comments


Can I possibly be the only one who finds the state of Virginia’s ridiculous apology to niggers for slavery one of the most inane unnecessary political piles of horse shit ever to disgrace the country?  Are they trying to be trend setters?  Are states that do not issue apologies to be considered racist states?  Can niggers now sue Virginia for reparations?  It would seem some jailhouse nigger lawyer could figure out a way.  What a bunch of nigger fearing pussies.  I just can’t say the word nigger enough when it comes to this particular story, so on behalf of the state of Virginia, I apologize.

Then Al Sharpton finds out he is a descendant of a tree swinger once owned by the family of the late Strom Thurman.  He is devastated by the shocking news.  He can’t believe this old white man from the south could have had relatives that once owned his great grand daddy.  It’s on the front page of USA Today!  WHY?  Who the fuck cares whose families owned who four hundred fucking years ago?!  Are we supposed to be shocked?  Or are they just trying to make a family responsible for slavery? 

Now we can actually identify a political family from four centuries ago who can be specifically blamed for Al Sharpton!  I want reparations.  I want the Thurman family to pay me and every other white person who has had to endure the crack pot nigger sucking bullshit of Al Sharpton over the past fifteen years.  I remember the talk show out of NYC called People are Talking hosted by a schmuck named Richard Bey.  He had Sharpton on all the time to make fools out of the entire simian race when ever there was a hot issue in the news.  I want compensation for the times I spewed my beverages at my TV set watching it.  I even remember when Bey was out sick or otherwise unavailable to do his live show, a young punk named Matt Lauer would sit in.  This was a Jerry Springer type talk show…perhaps even an inspiration for it in fact.  And Al Sharpton was one of the favorite guests.  And now I have someone to place the blame on. 

Some day the Blafrican Nigmerican species will realize all of this silly coddling by pussy white America does nothing but make them look even less credible in their quest for equality.  The reality of that notion is be careful what you wish for.  If niggers were to ever achieve equality, they would lose the soap box they scream racism from. If people and negroes were all the same, what would they blame for their inadequacies?  How could they possibly explain prison populations and welfare rolls?  Niggers should be thanking whitey for providing them the excuses they so badly need for their behavior.  And I should be getting a check in the mail with an apology from the Thurman family for Al Sharpton.

dis·en·fran·chise (dĭs’ĕn-frăn’chīz’)

February 21, 2007 § 3 Comments

To disfranchise.

The verb disenfranchise has one meaning:

Meaning #1: deprive of voting rights
  Synonym: disfranchise


Who exactly is stopping this chimp from voting?  Laziness or picking out lice is not disenfranchisement.

In Recognition Of African American History Mumph I Present This Here

February 17, 2007 § 4 Comments

Homless street native Clarence developed a system to aid in the personal cleaning of his anal area following bowel evacuation.  Having lived in the street since his traumatic break up with a white woman, Clarence has found that he was rarely near any source of paper products when the urge to move his bowels would arise.  To combat this situation of hygiene  challenge, Clarence created the automatic ass wipe.  Patent #320-43-0009C has been logged with the US Patent office crediting Clarence with this ingenius invention.


As per the instructions, one must eat several sheets off of a roll of Bounty Paper Towels (the quicka picka uppa) prior to bowel movement, or when it is most convenient.  During evacuation, the embedded Bounty is absorbing twice as much of the waste as a leading brand and leaving the ass sparkling clean.  After use, it can also support a diner type coffee cup and saucer without splitting, like other brands.  Clarence has since received several awards for his invention and will be featured in an African American Moment series being run by the television networks to promote Black History Month.  Above is a photograph of Clarence’s creation in action…Celebrate diversity.  Celebrate Black history month.  This was a public service message from your local stations.

Oh No…

February 12, 2007 § 4 Comments

All over the news tonight…Barak Obama smokes ten cigarettes a day.  Oh My God, how could our country ever elect a smoker?  It shows a lack of self control.  It’s irresponsible.  It’s just a horrible thought that a role model so important as the President of our nation could be a cigarette smoker.  Cigarette smokers are demon seeds.  But apes?   Well apes should be loved and tolerated in our neighborhoods just like human beings.  It’s not an outrage that a monkey is running for president, but a smoker?   That’s just unacceptable!  Hell, who cares if our Oval Office turns into a petting zoo, as long as there is absolutely no smoking allowed in there.  And if any of the critters are smokers; well they just aren’t welcome.  Not because it’s ridiculous to move a chimp into the White House.  It’s ridiculous to move a smoker in.

Every smoker in the country should be offended.  They have all been dropped lower than apes on the food chain.  They have been shown so little respect and demonized for their choice, but bringing animals into the human political arena is OK.  The stupidity of pussy politically correct media agencies is infuriating.  Report the real story.  The democrats are talking about a monkey in the White House.  Where’s the outrage over that?  This is the only place with the balls to say it out loud.  A nigger in the White House?  Preposterous.

And We Thought It Couldn’t Be Any Worse Than Blow Jobs In The Oval Office…

February 11, 2007 § 1 Comment


It’s Official

February 11, 2007 § Leave a comment

A silverback nigger in the White house.  It is not so far of a stretch to imagine a country dumb enough to pull a lever for GWB twice would look to a primal solution next year.  Who knows, maybe a beast would do a better job.  But my God man, no.  Not a nigger president.  Not now while I’m still here.  Please.  Someone stop this insanity. 


We’re talking about actually having a real live nigger contender on the ballot!   Not the joke of Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton who even the niggers know are zoo level primates.  A real live nigger with an education and enough mixed breeding to make him attractive to white women with no self esteem.  A fucking chimp with charisma.  A lovable monkey.  Cheetah.  Criminals will rule the streets.  Prisons will be emptied.  Affirmative action will be applied to white prison populations.  Law enforcement jobs will disappear or filled by apes.  It’s the prequel to Planet of the Apes!  I’m freaking out here.

Anti Lingual

February 8, 2007 § 2 Comments


The dip Shits are at it again.  They’ve had since last summer to figure out how to destroy a business that just wanted to promote the English language and America.  Now they made up a new phrase…Lingual Discrimination.  They want to lock the owner of this beefsteak sandwich shop up because he wants his orders given in English.  In his many interviews, the guy has stressed the fact that he has never refused service due to any language barriers.  Still the fucken liberals who want to do all of our thinking for us feel he violated some sort of law.  Watch this story turn into a big fucking deal over nothing.  Lingual Discrimnation…what a bunch of fucking bullshit.

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