Relax, It’s Not Terrorism
January 9, 2007 § 7 Comments
Yesterday morning the smell of what they say was natural gas blanketed the streets of New York City. It covered most of midtown and into Jersey. One guy said it smelled like a mixture of kerosine and oil, perhaps diesel fuel or even heating oil? Who the fuck knows, because nobody has explained it to anyone yet. The mayor suggests it might just be the stink additive they put in natural gas to make it stink since natural gas by itself is odorless. But he was grasping at straws trying to avoid panic. The end of the day came with no answers but one. It was not a terror attack. We have no fucking clue what it might have been or what could have possibly caused it or even what the substance was, but we can tell you this for sure: It was not a terror attack on the city.
On October 28, 2005 a similar event took place only it was the smell of maple syrup instead of natural diesel fuel heating oil gas additive. There was no explanation whatsoever except one: It WAS NOT a terror attack on the city of New York. We have absolutely no idea what the hell could possibly make the entire city of New York smell like maple syrup, but we know this for sure and you can take this to the bank: It WAS NOT a terror attack. Just go out and enjoy a city smelling of breakfast at the diner. It was pleasant. It was unexplained. It was NOT a terror attack.
I’m so glad our government and media reporting agencies are so honest with us or else I’d be suspicious…