May 28, 2006 § 9 Comments
An ongoing way for niggers to express materialistic crapulence identifying it by the noise it may make when jostled or otherwise disturbed either during ritualistic jungle dancing or high-speed flight from law enforcement is referred to as “Bling Bling”. The sound “Bling” is multiplied by the number of times gold jewelry is knocked together but is shortened to simply “Bling Bling”, since it is likely the chains will collide numerous times before the chase or the dance has ended. The reference “Bling Bling” has been expanded to mean things not made of gold and not likely to produce a bling sound when certain activities are performed. It has come to reflect a broader meaning of affluence, if that is even possible for niggers to attain. The dual usage of sounds to inject meaning for niggers to understand is an age-old principle, spanning as far back as the Flintstones where Barney and Betty Rubble named their first born offspring Bam-Bam after the noise he made when given a club to play with. Fred Flintstone’s famous “Yabba dabba doo” as an expression of delightful joy is also indicitive of sounds translating to primitive meanings. The Mazda Corporation, in an effort to redirect sales from Nissan to their new line of nigger friendly drug transportation vehicles employed an advertising campaign to include dual sounds to reflect a speeding vehicle evading the law. “Zoom Zoom” was sung with a Jamaican cadence and a Caribbean beat to attract niggers away from the Nissan vehicles, which have become over profiled as typical nigger cars. Police departments responded, but niggers didn’t. You can take a nigger out of a Nissan but you can’t take the Nissan out of the nigger. Unless the pimp demographic was onboard, drug running alone couldn’t support the necessary sales goals of Mazda. Niggers running east coast drugs have drifted to a SUV platform with 22” wheels and blacked out windows. Cadillac is brainstorming to develop a dual word catch phrase to keep niggers interested in their line of high end Escalades, but as it turns out, “Bling Bling” is a sufficient way for niggers to identify these vehicles. It has come full circle.