Fake Poonie Pix
May 8, 2006 § 6 Comments
I feel compelled to offer Ryan C this picture of an artificial vaginal insert made from a gourmet serving of rare roast beef prepared by a world renowned chef and grafted onto this young unsuspecting Asian girl. One should note the mouth watering delivery of this oozing with flavor entrée and it's close resemblance to an actual vaginal beaver pit. The entire groinal crotch area has been covered by this realistic vagina look-alike and could probably fool even the most versed prankster adept at sending fake pictures of an over-engorged penis not even belonging to him.
I've replaced most of this post with something I will call, "The making of the Roast Beef Vagina". First what is needed is a collection of photographs to sort through to find the absolute perfect combination. The photo of the girl was used because she was in the most ideal position to show off the exquisite meat rendition of a vagina I was about to create. Next I needed various shots of roast beef meals, either in the form of sandwiches or entire dinners. I found a few but none could match the perfect shape and texture of this one. With a few clicks and rotations inside my Photoshop software and a bit of color correcting to match skin tones, I managed to come up with this masterpiece. I decided to make some minor alterations to the young girl's face in case she might be recognized on the street and assumed to have a delicious mouth watering vagina made of 100% pure Black Angus Roast Beef™. So there it is…the girl…the beef…the finished product.