Some of the best nigger jokes

March 21, 2006 § 19 Comments

ALL OF THESE JOKES AND MANY MORE ARE LISTED IN THE SIDEBAR!

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equipment!

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape!

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike!

How do we know Adam wasn’t black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?

What’s long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!

Why can’t Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They’re niggers!

What’s 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!

What’s long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger!

How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!

How can you tell a nigger’s just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.

What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A rotwheiler!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Warden

Why do blacks have flat noses?
That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

Why do police dogs lick their asses?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification

What are 3 things you can’t give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job

Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smells comin’ from the outside

What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee?
Mike Tyson giving out his phone number

What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13?
A baby shower

Why do niggers wear high heel shoes?
So their knuckles won’t drag on the ground

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

Hear about the new perfume for black women?
It’s called “Eau de doo dah day.”

Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

§ 19 Responses to Some of the best nigger jokes

  • Anonymous says:

    awesome shit

  • Tara says:

    This is some of the best shit ive read in awhile. Nothing makes me smile more than some good o’l nigger jokes. I really enjoyed them.

  • Anonymous says:

    how can you tell if a nigger is well hung?
    you cant fit our finger between the neck and the noose

  • dabomb says:

    whats the same thing about sperm and a nigger?

    only 1 in 1,000,000 work

  • what do u throw a drowning nigger

    !!his family and all his nigger friends!!

  • anonymous says:

    look yall need to quit talkin all yalls shit on niggers cause cant none of yall white people whoop a niggers ass in a day of yalls life so keep yalls comments and jokes to yalls self cause i dont see now website that says white jokes on cause if there was i would be getting so madd but theres not so quit talkin shit on niggers!!!!!!!!!1

  • intolerant says:

    …yalls? What the fuck is yalls? And what does ‘whoopin’ a niggers ass have to do with whether they’re stupid apes or not? Most human beings can’t beat up a wild gorilla so what’s your point?

    Yalls don’t see now huh what? Website that says white jokes on huh? Madd? Ever hear of punctuation, spell check, grammar? You just whooped yalls own ass, dumb shit.

  • me says:

    Black guy, a Mexican, and a White guy stranded in the desert. A Genie appears granting them 1 wish. The Black guy says ‘I wants all my peeps all over da world to live in Africa and be free’.. poof, all the niggers around the world all live in Africa. The Genie asks the Mexican what he wants, thinking the nigger had a good idea, he said ‘I want all the Mexicans from around the world to live in Mexico, free and happy’.. poof, all the Mexicans now live in Mexico. The Genie asks the White guy what he wants, and he replies ‘So all the niggers live in Africa, and all the Mexicans live in Mexico? The Genie says ‘yes’, so the White guy says ‘ok then, I’ll have a coke’.

    Originally from ‘The Boondock Saints’

  • Anonymous says:

    ha ha!

  • luis says:

    wat did martin luther king say when he saw black people in home depot

    i have a dream that black people wouldnt stand outside home depot

  • JP says:

    I don’t get it.

  • Anonymous says:

    what do you do when you see a nigger with half a head?

    stop laughing and reload!

    awesome shit

  • Anonymous says:

    what do you call niggers playing in leaves?
    rasin bran

  • Anonymous says:

    what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of baby niggers?

    – you cant unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork

  • Anonymous says:

    why do more niggers get hit by cars when it is snowing out?

    – they are easier to see

  • Anonymous says:

    why shouldn’t you ever run over a nigger on a bike?

    – its probley your bike

  • Anonymous says:

    why do all niggers call each other “brothers”?

    – because none of them actually know who their fathers are

  • Anonymous says:

    what does PONTIAC stand for?
    – Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac

  • Anonymous says:

    why did god give niggers big dicks?
    -to say sorry for putting pubic hair on their head

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